i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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