What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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