i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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