Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
