Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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