a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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