Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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