So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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