Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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