Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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