hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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