Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Naked Twister starts at high noon
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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