I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Where is the hickey?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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