he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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