WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
is wine microwaveable?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
