My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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