ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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