Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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