So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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