Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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