Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
This house was built for laser tag.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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