Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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