id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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