just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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