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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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