I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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