Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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