i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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