Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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