Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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