He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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