all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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