he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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