he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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