Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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