Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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