He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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