If that was your dad, he is hot
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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