OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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