So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
