Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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