So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
false alarm. still invincible.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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