So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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