he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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