My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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