So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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