so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
