I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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