someone get that fucking seahorse.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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