He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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