He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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