Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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