Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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