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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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