I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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