Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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